I just tackled my iPad away from Bentley so I may actually be able to get a blog done after all.
Tomorrowww, tomorrwwwww, I go back to working out with a trainer and will try not to pass out or break anything tomorrowwwwww! 😳💪🏼 Ohhh lawd, I’m 5000.6% nervous because, this may come as a complete shock to you, but I’ve gained even mooooore weight and I’m out of shape like a balloon animal from a run down, coked up, drunken clown. You know, one that you are sure is a sex offenders and couldn’t get his act together enough to put on the red nose so he haphazardly painted one on with his hooker girlfriends rouge? Yep, like that.
Anyways, I prepared today by not doing a thing. Well, I ate and napped. Those are my specialties so I can always fall back on them. I also checked my medical info on my phone so it would be up to date…you know…just because.
Just in case you were curious, as I know you are, I have yet to get in touch with the red carpet authorities. I may be in over my head on this one. 😳
I got nothin…
Love, hugs, kisses, horrible balloon animals, and pink glitter for now,
Kimmy G 😊